Bu bu bu beeeer

Wow, what a week, my birthday celebration went from Tuesday through Sunday evening. Tue. was open mic and beer, Wed. was a hockey game, horror show, and beer, Thur. was wings and beer, Fri. was lots of beer, and Sat. was clubbing and beer, with lots of shots most nights. I was able to save the band 300 bucks by doing some side work for the landlord at the practice space, thank god for that, I was going to have a hard time coming up with that this month, this week I have to do battle with the student loan people for a forbearance until school starts in Jan. Hoping I can tell them "...look, I want to do this the legal way and I am going back to school in Jan, however, comma, pause for effect, I don't have money for you either way so whether you give me the forbearance or not, you are not getting shit from me, figured I would tell you up front..." When they tell me there is nothing they can do I will respond with a tactful and polite "Go fornicate yourself with an iron stick." Hope it goes well.

Ugly people in late night commercials for sex stuff, what the hell? I got rid of the regular a couple weeks ago, she kept rubbing it in my face about some new guy she met and I got sick of it so I started hitting on her friend a couple weeks ago. She got real pissed and tried like hell to cock block me behind my back while telling me to my face the exact opposite. When I called her out on it, she became even more pissed and told me I was an asshole to which my immediate response was to tell her to go pound sand. She then told me she hoped I die and a bunch of other pleasant and dramatic things. One more piece of support for why I won't date 20-21 yr olds.

Went grocery shopping last night, think I shall start doing it at night, less people. However, it would be really nice if just once I could find something to eat that it moderately healthy, quick to prepare and comes in a single cock sucking mother loving hippy ass goddamned serving, holy fucking hell, I swear I will nuke the whole town and a few surrounding ones one of these days. Finally found something that looks like it may work, spent an hour in the store, but I did set a new record low at the cash out... drum roll please......... 38.46. Only one "bad" thing in the cart too, some Oreo's, I like cookies... alot... my one weakness...

Tour is not happening now, do not remember if I mentioned it before or not, lots of issues and bullshit, but at least we have some shit coming up and are going to start on the new cd. We are opening for Green Jelly on the 6th at Club Diablo here in Buffalo and we are looking into a show on Thanksgiving eve as well.

Thank you once again to my roommates who came crashing in at 305 in the am and stomped around yelling at each other for 20 min just as I was about to finally fall asleep, then the two above me had an argument till 4am, so now I am up, blogging, and doing laundry at 4 fucking 55 am. I hate everybody... I am sorry I have not been keeping up on your blogs, I will be catching up during the week sometime, especially angry red head and uncorked, those are two of my favourites. This may be one of the first ones I have written with no booze whatsoever in my system, odd. Think I should cut back a little anyway, also will help with the calories, trying to not be such an asshole about the way I eat, at least during the week.

My bass player wants to take me to NYC for a weekend coming up this month, hope I have the cash, he knows a bunch of people and can get us a place to crash and into alot of high end bars and clubs for free. I'll post actual dates when/if it happens, if anyone is in the area and wants to have some beers, let me know!

I have a new pick up line as well, let me know what you think... "You, me, case of beer, can of crisco, and a clown mask, whaddya say?" Hope everyone has a good week, I'll try to put another post up during the week as well, have to figure out how to word a few things because a few people that actually know me are reading this now, lol.

Drive fast, take chances, always pass on the right.

Moriartty

First off let me apologize for missing a week and being late with this one, was a busy couple weeks with too much drama and too little sleep and cash. Still hacking my way through the dating world, having some fun and meeting some cool people, a couple dicks too, but thats always the way, hahaha! Another reason why I shouldn't talk to girls when I am drunk... I end up writing such fabulous lines as "roses are red, violets are black. Hey baby, nice fuckin rack" Also mentioned something about a clone army of ferrets... One of those I actually though of sober, hahaha! A friend of mine did think they were funny later though, but I wasn't trying to pick her up with that line.

I have seen a few things on the old boob tube to make me both laugh and want to attack myself with a nail gun to stop the pain. Lets start with a funny one... The new SW Air commercial has the best tag line I have seen in quite a while. The end of the commercial rolls up and the screen says, "Grab your bag... it's on", freakin awesome! There was a commercial for a place that will fix your windshield if it has a chip in it before it gets bad enough to have the entire thing replaced. Now I assume they have some smart cat's writing these commercials and to hear grammar being slaughtered like slutty girls in a cheap horror movie makes me think they are doing it on purpose. Some kind of thing where they think the stupid shit's will identify with a guy thats just like they are, just a regular guy, working man, and all that jive. Or someone sure fucked the dog on that bit of editing... While we are on conspiracies though, let this one sink in for a min and let me know if I am crazy or have I figured it all out. The downfall of the economy and the lack of it getting much better could be a scheme to raise the numbers of people enlisting in the military. Probably jumping at shadows, but you never know, lol.

Apparently it is no longer safe to eat fruit. Saw a commercial for some new hippy toothpaste that was talking about protecting your teeth from those horrible and terrible fruits and the nasty acid's that are in them. Give me a fucking break, these are the same assholes that switch their mind every goddamn six months about which parts of a freakin egg you should or shouldn't eat and if it is ok to have milk if you want to live past 20.

I won't say too much on the movie Where the Wild Things Are except I am not a fan of the idea of a kid dressed like a raccoon dancing around with a bunch of failed Muppet's. Doesn't sound entertaining to me and I didn't like it as a kid either. I would like to reign death and fire from the sky down upon my boss more than ever. I am used to not getting quite the right parts to do things and I have realized this is the way it is going to be. He cares more about the bottom line and not making something look good it seems, however, comma, pause for effect... When you make me use the wrong fucking parts then complain about it a couple days later and make me look like an asshole? Thats when people die. At least I am getting the right parts now if nothing else... fucking commies...

Had a couple dates in the last week, the first one went rather shitty, she faked sick by the end of it, but whatever on that. The other two went well, had a lot of fun and at the very least I'll end up with a friend or two, the best, heh heh, well you know:) The tour is off now it seems for the metal band, there were some issues both financial and legal with one of the bands and alot of rumors on top of that so we are not going. Shitty, but we can work on writing new material and playing some more shows, maybe get the new cd done in the Spring. Took the semester off of school for fucking nothing though, can't say I'm surprised by the turn of events though...

Turns out when you drink beer for 10 hours straight, you get pretty hammered. Did that yesterday for the football games, had a good time, but paid for it today at work, felt like I had a wet blanket wrapped around me most the day. Open mic is tomorrow and it is the kickoff to my birthday, if your around Buffalo, drop in to Broadway Joe's for a beer and a tune or two. I am going to try not to get peeled all week long, but I think tonight may be my only night off. Have to play it by ear, hahaha! 28... never thought I would ever make it this far, not in the greatest position imaginable, but have some good plans and thing are in motion as long as funding stays in place and gets better (looks at his boss quizzically), things will turn out ok. Had a little too much fun this past two weekends and have to lie low to make sure I can scrape out my bills for the rest of the month.

Ps. If you can get your paws on a beer called Sapporo, rock it out man, it is some tasty beer.

Take care and have a good week all, I'll hopefully be back on Sunday with some good birthday stories.

Things that make you go.... Where is the fucking booze?!

Well, here we are, another week gone, stuff happened, came, and went. Averaged about 3 hrs sleep a night all week and even through till today, that puts you in a good mood to start. Work was work, nothing too bad, just fighting to get the parts I need in a size I can use in a timeframe to stay on schedule. Band played Saturday night, that went pretty well, we were worried about the show, but it went off without a hitch and we had a good turn out. The girl I told you about? Yeah that went about as well as it usually does, hahaha! The regular is gone now, found a new guy, told me all about it, then got mad because I hit on some other chick, never did understand the women folk, back to square one there. Have a couple plots and plans cooking on the stove though, as soon as my toad lips, bat wings, and rufies come in the mail I shall be ready to rock.

It was a long week too, practice every night getting ready for the show, a memorial service/funeral at open mic night for a fellow musician that lost the battle with alcoholism, all on top of not sleeping and not having an appetite and giving up on my patches and being back on the nicotine. I almost murdered my boss a couple times, and think I scared him once with the string of profanity and various descriptions of the fate that would befall the next person to fuck with me, short me on parts, or tell me to calm down. Too much stress for one week, the band was learning three new songs and our bassist was singing for the first time ever on top of us being a three piece and having to deal with missing a second guitar, singer, and backup singer.

Good news though, the men are back state side. My old Marine Corp unit just got back from Iraq late last week and will be home on Thursday, much booze will be consumed this weekend in Rochester Friday night! I have a sports tirade, have to go back to my last couple posts and see if I already did it, mind is kind of fried currently. I will probably save the sports shit for a separate post since I am guessing that most the people that read this could give a flying fuck about hockey or football, I am not much for football, but all my friends are so I have to play that game and have a clue what is going on and what everyone is talking about.

Going to be 28 in a couple weeks, not too sure how I feel about that, trying to find something cool to do that weekend. Not too many ideas yet, probably going to ______, to drink lots of ______ and get some _____ to _____ my _____ and take it in the ______ while standing on her head and yodeling while being water boarded with molasses. And a candle so it's all romantical and shit... Although, more than likely I'll just be face down on the basement floor, hahaha!

I have thought of a new post for my facebook, going to try it and see how many people block me or remove me. It will look something like this; Kris - is fun even with his pants on! I'll let you know how it goes.

Chocolate chip cookies were on sale at the store as well:) Trying some new hippie kind of bread, going to take me a sammige to work for lunch for the first time in a couple years. Sick of tuna packets and cereal. Picked up some luncheon meat and this flat sort of pita ish thing that is surely the work of satan, but only 100 calories per thingy, so fuckin A I'll take a run at it.

I was peeled the other day and actually gave serious though to interweb dating... how butt fucking pathetic is that? I just get aggravated at the bullshit, fake people, liars, and whores. Not saying I am perfect, but what the shittin shit man, would one date with someone reasonably normal or at least fucked up in a cool and interesting way be out of line to ask for? Suppose it's better than fighting with some pain in the ass about stupid shit non stop though, shit like "You drink too much", "You have band practice again?", "Did you kill another hooker?", and "The dog doesn't like to be touched there." I have a few more bucks in my pocket and a little less stress in my life. My bass player keeps telling me to look for the good in things instead of the bad, think I'll give it a shot, and speaking of shots...

Well, hockey is starting in a bit, have a couple of things to do before the Canucks play. Have a good week all, leave me some love and I'll return the favour.

Moriartty

The band post...

So the metal band, DisplaceD is going on tour this fall from the beginning of Nov till a week before Christmas. At the bottom is the schedule so far, the rest will be posted as it becomes available to me. The site for the band is www.myspace.com/displaced there is a dot com site, but it is still being built. We are touring with Flaw, who was recently signed to Roadrunner and is finishing a new album for the tour. Our record label is Chamberlain records and we will be doing our new cd next year sometime, but we will have a few new songs for our show next weekend and more for the tour. If anyone wants to come to a show, let me know, email me. We usually get a guest list at our shows and I can get a couple people on it if we get one. It's always good to know someone at a show:) and to have someone to do shots with! My pic is not on the band site yet due to weather problems with getting a photo shoot scheduled but I am on the top friends list on the band myspace and you can get a look at my ugly mug there, hahaha, Moriartty is my name there.

Hope to see some of you on the road!

Moriartty

October, 3 2009 07:00 PM - Club Diablo
517 Washington Ave., Buffalo, New York 14201 - 8

November, 6 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Club Polished
152 N. Main St., Marion, Ohio 43302 - 15 152 N. Main St., Marion, Ohio 43302 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced.

November, 12 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW Tour @ Rox Bar
506 W Saint Germain Mall, St. Cloud, Minnesota 56301 - 15 506 W Saint Germain Mall, St. Cloud, Minnesota 56301 - $10 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced.

November, 13 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ The Rock
2029 Woodlynn Avenue, Maplewood, Minnesota 55109 - 10 B.O.L.O Tour @ The Rock 2029 Woodlynn Avenue, Maplewood, Minnesota 55109 - $10 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced.

November, 14 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Clancy’s Pub
5135 S. Emerson Avenue, Indianapolis, Indiana 46237 - 15 5135 S. Emerson Avenue, Indianapolis, Indiana 46237 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 15 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Riehle Brothers
2270 Concord Rd, Lafayette, Indiana 47905 - 10 2270 Concord Rd, Lafayette, Indiana 47905 - $10 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 16 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ legends
4104 N. Clinton St., FT. Wayne, Indiana 46805 - 13 4104 N. Clinton St., Ft. Wayne, Indiana 46805 - $13 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 17 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Riverside Tavern
100 N Center St 24, Mishawaka, Indiana 46544 - 13 100 N Center St 24, mishawaka, Indiana 46544 - $13 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 19 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Americas Pub
116 N. Mead ST., Wichta, Kansas 67202 - 15 116 N Mead St, Wichita, Kansas 67202 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 20 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Lonestar Bar and Grill
2370 E FM 93, Temple, Texas 76502 - 15 2370 E FM 93, Temple, Texas 76502 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 21 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Warehouse Music Venue
1305 E Houston St,, San Antonio, Texas 78205 - 15 1305 E Houston St, San Antonio, Texas 78205 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 25 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ The Clubhouse
1320 E Broadway Rd 103, Tempe, Arizona 85282 - 15 1320 E Broadway Rd 103, Tempe, Arizona 85282 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

November, 27 2009 08:00 PM - FLAW tour @ Whiskey a-go-go
8901 W Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, California 90069 - 15 8901 W Sunset Blvd, Los Angeles, CA 90069 - $15 ADV B.O.L.O Tour Featuring: FLAW and Displaced

Pondering's, musings, and stuff...

So I met a new chick, pretty hip kid, was working on a pet name for her, which I am really bad at, but since she likes just the top of the muffin I thought of muffin top. Then I realized that calling her that would probably get me stabbed in the piss hole so back to the drawing board. I will be putting up another post with what we have so far for the tour schedule. If anyone is interested in coming to a show when we are near your town, let me know, we usually get a small guest list so I can get a couple people in for free if we have said guest list, more on that in the band post coming this week.

I am ready to crucify my boss after Friday at work and the week as a whole. After work friday I was ready to punch someone in the neck with a broken beer bottle if I was told to calm down one more time, worked 11 hrs and everything I touched turned to shit and was a project and a half. Ripped off my patch, bought a case of beer, a steak sub, and two packs of fun sticks and sat in the garage all night playing fetch with my cat and waging a jihad on sobriety. Just once I would like to get the parts I order in the right size, quantity, and description. It would be nice to not be expected to do three days worth of shit in one day as well, but at least I have a couple hours of overtime in my check this Thursday coming up. Need some stuff for my drums, show on Saturday the third in Buffalo, NY. New songs will be unveiled as well! Should be a good time, place looks like it will be packed to the gills. However, main power is on and will be completed by the end of Monday, then I get to fix the holes I had to dig in the concrete to fix pipes for my wire.

A fellow local musician passed this week, wasn't a really close friend or anything, but it always sucks to lose a good drummer, Dennis "Jim" Parry finally lost his battle with the bottle and was found in a cemetery. No funeral or memorial is planned currently.

If this whole thing goes well with the new lady of interest this blog may get boring, hahaha! Won't have any more dating horror stories of psychotic freaks. Wouldn't mind if it did go well though, been a while since I met someone with many similar interests who was nice, had a good sense of humour, and is cuter than a kitten in a bow tie. Supposed to see her for the show next weekend, have to learn how to cook for a diabetic.

Also looking for a tutor for this goddamned witchcraft box that is my Mac, still having issues with stuff like I tunes and preferences, probably deleted something important, lol. This external hard drive causes an issue as well once in a while. Taking applications if anyone knows their way around these things, it is an ibook g4 running osx I believe. It is possessed by the devil himself and doesn't like me very much. I would like to take a large axe and give it a reprogramming it will never forget some days.

Today is a day for relaxing, beer, good (not healthy) food, and games on the boob tube. Hope everyone has a relaxing day and I'll be back with the band stuff later in the week and to let you know how things go with this new found person of interest.

Moriartty

Labour Day weekend story... I know it's late...

So, the weekend started on Thursday, my roommates family came out, folks, cousin and a buddy, 2 more supposedly on the way. I have a few beers with them before band practice, band blog coming soon, some cool info to share about it, then get to jammin. Party it up Thursday night with them for a bit then head downtown with my bass player to club Pure. It was a decent time, almost piss pounded some douchebag that thought I was "trying to mack on his game" or some stupid shit like that. I was standing too close to some slam pig he had targeted it seems. I told him he wasn't good enough to pull them and then he got in my face and started trying to talk shit. I told him to back off and slid up my sleeve to let him see my Marine Corp tattoo and then he backed off and went back to his prey, amazing the lack of balls these scum fucks have that hang out in these clubs. I usually don't pull that card, don't like to brag or be one of "those guys", but a couple weeks ago some kid was giving me shit and I was just smiling and plotting cutting his throat open with a beer bottle and my bass player asked me some question about the service. The other kid was my best friend after he found out I was in. So I guess don;t start shit with people you don't know, I don't start shit with people, but they must just not like me when they see me and want to get big balls, lol.

Anyway, so we had a decent time Thur night. Went to work friday on about 2 hours of sleep and came home and started drinking with my roommates and family we start at 4pm. I had a lady friend stop by for a beer and hopefully some good dickin, and this other girl calls and asks whats going on, she's a friend so I tell her I'm hoping to do the horizontal limbo in the near future. She tells me if plan A fails she'll come over and tuck me in, hip chick, I should feel bad about it cause she isn't single. So plan A fails and the regular (used to be the regular, not anymore since she has a bf now kinda sorta) comes over, bails early on a date with her bf it seems and brings me leftovers, life is good, chicken wings rock. We continue our Jihad against sobriety and then head in "to get something from the house" which she has to look for naked at the foot of my bed head first, covered in crisco and duck feathers. Pleasant end to the festivities for the evening, crash around 4 again...

Saturday we all get up around 10 and commence with the feeding, head to the beer store and continue water boarding our livers. Around 3am two of these cats are spilling more than they are drinking which is funny, but expensive. They make it about 30 meters to the house, make the drink, come back down the four stairs to get outside and all the way back to the fire with no problem except for walking serpentine. Then somehow, within about 10 seconds they drop it, spill it, fall over or one talks shit to the other and the drink is tossed at the former, then both laugh. People are fucking weird but good entertainment, and not to worry, my shining moment of tard is coming up . So we finally decide to cash it in for the night around 4 or so, drinking that much makes you drowsy:)

Sunday I am out of coffee and breakfast jive so I head to the gas station for an energy drink and hit dunkin donuts on the way back, good sammiges, coffee tastes like a dead hookers boot after it sat in a dumpster for a week. First beer top hits the fire pit at 1223 hours. Drinking commences with a vengeance. Around 7pm it is decided to be a good idea (this is the pinnacle of my stupidity:) ) to get a picture of someone jumping through the fire that has been burning since thursday and currently has some logs and about 5 pallets on top of it. We are sitting about 20 feet away because it's fucking hot, what could possibly go wrong? I was burned before I even touched the fire, went in like super mario jumping, came out like superman flying somehow, not sure what happened, but my legs were tingly because I had shorts on, I am about two steps away from licking the freakin windows sometimes... So plan A from Friday is over with her friend and the old regular is hanging out too, all are having a good time. Plan A wants a ride on the 4 wheeler, so one of my roomies takes her for a spin and they are gone for a while, he sends me a text and asks me what the deal is and I tell him to go for it, kid needs to get laid and I'd rather shag the old regular anyway. When they come back she goes to take a leak and I go to high five roomie, he shrinks away and asks if I'm going to throw him in the fire... weird... I told him to go for it and have fun. They disappear like that 3 times then are standing all cuddly next to the fire, a real redneck hallmark fucking moment. Then the texting starts, she is texting me saying to rescue her from him and she wants to bump uglies with me later, while she is standing arm in arm with this cat and he is kissing her neck and she seems to not be hating it. I told her to solve her own problem and tell him no then, said she did but I doubt it, they were both enjoying it. I go to change the tunes in the garage and she follows and jumps on me and starts kissing me and I push her off and tell her no, to go back to other dude. She says she doesn't want him, told her too late now, I have to live with these people and you can't make out with my roommate for an hour then just walk away and into my bed, not cool. He see's her kiss me and gets mad, hops on his wheeler and takes off down the highway at 3am peeled, jackass. Finally comes back and I told him to chill, I wasn't going to fuck her and she is trying to play us. She still won't leave me alone and he goes to bed, then she sits by the fire and looks all depressed, stupid twat. I tell her to go solve her fucking problem and finished my beer and went to bed, old reg was sleeping but woke up when I closed the door and SQUIRREL!!!!

Sorry got distracted, so anyway, we got to some serious drunken fakkin and the door opens and doesn't close for a min or so, thought it was going to get ugly for a min, but she then went upstairs to the guy she had blown off to fuck him and he was passed out or kicked her out. She leaves and drags her friend out of the backseat of a car where she was making out with some dude. This plan a chick then sends me a text that says "you suck"... what in the fuck? Am I an asshole for not shagging that chick? If so then I'll be an asshole, not looking to open that can of worms, that chick has bad news written all over her, probably in many different donor's sperm.

Monday was recovery day first time we had anything to drink other than coffee, beer, and liquor all weekend. Overall a fun weekend, smoked 7 or 8 packs of smokes from Fri night to Sunday night, so am working on quitting, I still can't stand the taste or smell, most days go pretty good unless there is a lot of booze involved, like on Tuesday night just past, but thats a story for the next one, this is already too long. Cheers all, have a fun weekend and be safe enough to not die or go to jail.

Moriartty

Finally back in action!

Greetings all, I am back, with new and better internet and a new external hard drive for the Mac, 1 Tb!! More than I can ever hope to fill. I have some stories over the past couple weeks, I will probably break it up into a couple blogs so it is not one long ass one. I will start that tomorrow, been a long day and I am on 2 hours sleep from last night, keep getting distracted and finding myself staring at the wall or the floor for minutes and forgetting simple things. I was totally retarded at work, forgetting simple things and having to have people explain things multiple times and then forgetting I had talked to them as soon as they walked away, fucking blows getting old.
Check me into the home and give me a fresh straw for each meal... The second degree burns on my legs are healing nicely, I'm broke, trying to quit smoking, and my boss is not laying me off when I go on tour, now have to figure out how I am going to come up with the 16oo I will need to pay my bills while I am gone. A few other things too, I'll try to post either tomorrow or friday with some good shit for you guys, right now however, this little cracker needs a piece of cake and some sleep, I'm bobbing for cock sitting here at the computer, almost whacked my forehead off the mouse pad. The Mac is working cool, finally figured out how to format my commie-pod so I can listen to my podcasts at work and drown out the stupid.
Until tomorrow,
Moriartty
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